lil’ snow white

Snow white the lousy planner underestimated e time to get to Stansted. at 4.20am, me n amelia rushed to Liverpool Street station only to find the train gone jus minutes before we arrived. damn.. missed e flight in e end.

Total cost: £75

#3: Paris

After e Prague lesson, dum snow white decided to make a conscious effort to get prepared earlier. So at 3.45am, i went downstairs to throw rubbish n waited at e recept for my mum n bro, but they were waitin for me upstairs! oh crap… we missed e rail again in e end n hadda take a cab to luton airport.

Total cost: £80

#2: Switzerland

This time round, lil’ snow white decided to build in loads of buffer in the transfer. however, at King’s Cross rail station, the crazy girl realised she’s forgotten her passport! omg.. *slaps herself left, right*

So she hopped onto a cab alone back to her place n asked e cab driver to send her to Blackfriars station, which is e next station e train will stop at. amazingly she managed to get onto e train! but freak shit… mum n bro were nowhere to be seen. OMG! they’ve not got onto e train even when they were sittin at e platform e entire time! haha..

After half an hr of panic at e airport, they finally arrived in e next train to meet up wif snow white.. n thanks to all e buffer, we managed to catch e plane at e very last min.

Total cost: £18

#1: Milan

After a very lovely stay at Lake Como, we left e place for Milan Linate airport to catch e plane back to London. the bus to the train station was late.. n due to some confusion, we missed e bloody train to Milan city center. damn damn! snow white was so upset tt every trip she goes to has to have some screw ups, but dt says “no, dun give up”.

He went to get a cab n less than 1 hr later, we found ourselves at e airport, wif plenty of time to check in n board. but little did we noe that e plane’s been delayed!! stupid easyjet. there was no plane, no crew comin frm london, n we did not even noe if we cld go back that nite. crap.. wat a waste of cab fare!

We decided to go back to Milan city centre to get a souvenir so we cld place all our memorabilia from our trips in a display cabinet in future. Hah!

Total cost: €117

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