lil’ snow white

shoppin was almost fantastic in bkk, except that clothes were not as DIRT-cheap as i thot they were, n haha we din have enuff time to finish combin every single fun place. half a day more wld be best i think. hehe.

the nite after we touched down, the 4 kids namely candy, yimei, fiona n nicholas went to watch some old ugly fat ladies perform stunts wif their.. pussies. yeah, it’s the Thai Girl Show, not Tiger show ok. haha. the Thai Girl Show was so boring, i bet we were conned into some lousy one!

anyway for the days that followed, we went shoppin n shoppin n shoppin. u’re not gonna believe how much i spent in cheap BKK.

in any case, some fun things that me n mei did include goin for a SHIOK full body oil massage, another foot massage, eatin some SUPER YUMMY ice cream at baskin robbins (that’s my fav shop in MBK!!), playin MASAK MASAK at a steamboat restaurant! haha i really love these~!!

and my most satisfied buy? haha!! check out the very chic door blinds (or wateva u call these) + my nice furry-ball shawl~! *perfect*

alrite, it wasnt all heaven in bkk afterall. the hotel was.. hmm, pretty bad. when u check into a 3-star hotel, this is wat they provide:

- basins dirtier than e ones at home

- toilet light that flickers (durin the 7th mth!)

- ’sterilised’ glasses that have water stains

- no bedroom slippers!!

- soiled carpets & towels.

- laundry service that spoils ur favourite shawl

and when u pay S$40+ for a full set of mani & pedi + nail art in BKK, this is wat u get:

- S-shaped nails

- wounded + bleedin cuticles

- horrible painting

- distorted lil flowers that r painted usin poster colors (OMG!)

- and as a result some paint fell off in the shower

- thinner-smellin top coat

so once again the moral of the story is to stop trusting all those cheap deals. no more 3-star hotels for candy. and no more cheap mani-pedi for fussy candy.

anyway the most happening event occurred on our last day. because of the bloody ugly mani-pedi, me n yimei left MBK barely an hr b4 our flight time. we rushed back to the hotel by a tuktuk (apparently mei said it’s the fastest choice and it was true!) and checked out jus half an hr b4 our plane took off. wat the hell.

any sane person wld tell us that we wont be able to make it in time, and damn we were so gan cheong then in the cab.

wells, true enuff, we missed our flight! wahaha. i seriously din think that this wld happen to me. but in any case, we met some nice ppl at the airport who issued us tickets for a later flight at no charge. phew. can u imagine how relieved we were?

and when we reached home sweet home singapore, one funny air steward told me “do u noe that all the guys in the crew were talkin abt u?” wahahaha. so shy. he said i have a “dangerously hot bod”. ok that’s not true. i’m pregnant wif shit frm constipation in BKK! wahahaha.

so, next stop.. hongkong, anyone?

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