Friday, June 4, 2004

the best joke…

HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat for steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

 
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it’s fri nite again…

intrinsa is a testosterone patch for women wif low sexual desires. imagine if i use tt.. sia lar! hong kan.. wahahaha.
 
it’s fri nite again. i’m at home n naturally.. feelin a lil down n missin someone i shldn’t even be thinkin of..
 
anyway, was surfin frenster n i cldn’t stop laughin when i saw this pic! i dunno who these 2 ppl r, but it’s really funnie!!
 
 
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